Erica Funny Status Messages

   Does complaining count as protesting? Cause if so, I'm now a two-time winner of this Time Person of the Year thing.

   If you're a white guy with cornrows it should be several acres and in Nebraska.

   I'm beginning to think the wireless mouse was invented just so there was one less thing to hang yourself with at work.

   If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz beer rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me.

   Time Magazine names "The Protestor" as Person of the Year. If you disagree, congratulations, you just won Person of the Year!