E Funny Status Messages

   hopes this Halloween, he doesn't end up with a bag full of restraining orders again.

   ...If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

   hopes that after I die, people will say of me: "Man... that guy sure owed me a lot of money."

   ...can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

   could tell his parents hated him... his bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

   Merry Winter Solstice....sugar coat it all you want with your own personal ignorance