Ducky Funny Status Messages

   If I place a call that is being recorded for quality assurance and training purposes, I make sure to say mother%#&@er alot.

   Its apparently rude to make "whoosh" sounds when an asian person hands you something. You would think they would appreciate the ninja sound effects.

   If you see a dude at the park with a case of beer, making homeless people dance for a can, come over and shake my hand.

   my new workout plan is P69X!