DJJIMBOFUNATANYBAR Funny Status Messages

   What's the difference between most hispanics at the border and stoners? Storners have papers.....

   My girl said someone is trying to get into the house, should I call 911 ? I said no call 811. Why? Cause you always call miss Dig before digging a hole!

   Don't let a gerbil talk you into anything you don't want to do

   Jeffrey Dahmer's bologna had a first name , it was Steven !

   Joe exotic was going to do a Christmas song, But he hates carols

   The police.... The only people who ever wanted me for who I really am.

   My ability to remember all of the lyrics from the 80s, Far exceeds my memory of why I just walked into the kitchen..

   Ive never seen a Dragon with fruit on it... I think its a scam by" big fruit " to get more $$$