Chuck Funny Status Messages

   2011....Who's ready for another lap around the Sun?

   Having one of those days where I'm seriously considering swallowing a handcuff key....Just in case.

   You know gas is expensive when you need the reflexes of a Ninja to get the pump to stop on a even dolar amount.

   The one thing I'm taking away from The whole Casey Anthony verdict debacle is the fact that Facebook and Twitter are the modern day equivalent of pitchforks and torches.

   Can you imagine the panic that ensuses when the actor who plays the Mayhem character in the Allstate commercials boards a commercial flight?

   Dear Mr. Kotter, Juan was unable to complete his homework because he had to take me to the Doctor for my lumbago. Signed, Epstein's Mother RIP Robert Hegyes

   And this morning a container ship will depart for some third world country, loaded with New England Patriots Super Bowl XLVI Champions gear.

   80's rock group Starship shocked after hearing the President's speech to find that they didn't build that city on rock and roll, someone else did.

   *Current state of the NFL*....After further review, the runner did not touch second base. Touchdown Lakers..

   Snow and cold weather does NOT mean there is no Climate Change. How stupid can people be

   Go to O'Reilly Auto Parts website and type, '121G' in the search bar. You will thank me later.