CB Funny Status Messages

   would like to thanks Canada for helping the U.S. with the war in Iraq, by sending BOTH of their airplanes over to help!!

   wondering how gas prices go UP after a hurricane, but go DOWN when there is oil leaking all ove the Gulf Of Mexico?

   If I was Obama, I would have made my speech entrance by pushing a wheelbarrow with Bin Laden's body in it, dumped it on the ground and said, "We got him." That would've been bad-ass!

   thinks going to Target is like going to Wal Mart, only you feel alot better about yourself inside a Target!!

   When you're going down a slide, and your balls hit the side,,it's a Rapture!!

   wants everyone to know that June is "Chafing Month"!!

   When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man it's $3.95 a minute!!

   typed "X-men" into a google image search and didn't quite get the result I wanted.... Who the heck is this Wolvarine guy anyway?

   I cant wait till the "Holiday season" at work is over so I can find a new reason not to do anything around the house

   Thinks the only difference between my job and the Titanic is the Titanic at least had a band!!