BONNIE Funny Status Messages

   The best part of life is when your family becomes your friends, and your friends become your family.

   Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but sometimes it's good to see who cares enough to break them down.

   It make me happy when I can teach my phone dirty words. T9 b!tch.

   Not a gal that finds it attractive or even complimenting when a married man hits on her. Keep it at home base, dude.

   Walmart sucks. (The money out of my wallet.)

   Did I just use bacon as a verb?

   Sometimes a person has to hit rock bottom to realize how low they can actually go.

   What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? el-if-i-no

   Seriously... Something to do before 2010 is over. Come out of the closet. Everyone's got the gaydar on you already. (It will only hurt a little!) ;)

   Okay, so celebrities usually die in 3's... So far, Dennis Hopper, Gary Coleman... who's next?

   Sometimes I wonder... are Skittles really the color of the rainbow before you open the bag to sunlight?

   I vote for a 3 day weekend and a 4 day work week.

   Sex is like Chinese food. 2 hours later, you want more.,

   Nobody notices what I do..until I don't do it.

   put your big girl panties on... and DEAL WITH IT!

   A headache: Not how I expected to start my weekend... I was thinking more of ENDING it with one!

   The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

   A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

   Honk if you love peace and quiet.

   Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.