April Funny Status Messages

   bamboozled

   the perfect body.......would someone please help me get it out of my trunk though, it's really starting to smell.

   Did you know? When you say 'beer can" in a British accent you're also saying "bacon" in a jamaican accent.

   Decided to burn some calories today, so I set a fat kid on fire (:

   You are a pain in the ovaries!

   You want to look through my medicine cabinet? Fine. Just don't look through my nightstand.

   I'm giving up sex with my husband for lent.

   Talking to you makes my ovaries hurt.