Alexander the Great Funny Status Messages

   If you want me to walk a mile in your shoes, you're going to have to buy the Dr. Scholls inner soles, ointments and powders

   If you're a size 0 we shouldn't be able to see you.

   Have you ever wondered why you can always read your doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription?

   Not being able to see the forest for the bears is a lot worse.