@tejas74 Funny Status Messages

   I bet teaching abstinence in school now days is much easier with the invention of the #FleshLight

   I ran my WII, PS3 and Xbox 360 all at the same time. Jesus appeared in my living room and shook his index finger at me.

   If you cant beat them, put a few drops of Visine in their coffee.

   Shall We Play a Game?

   o the US Govt. Infected Guatemalan's with Gonorrhea back in the 50's. 1. Why? 2. I bet it was a social experiment more than medical. "Hey lets see if Miguel can talk his way out of this one."

   I got a Taser today... ...and a kitten to replace the neighbor's cat that died in a totally unrelated incident.