@deswong77 Funny Status Messages

   LEAVING CAPS LOCK ON UNTIL 2010

   was given 4 E's and LSD last night… Such an awful start to a game of scrabble.

   Decided to make "eyjafjallajökull" my safe word.

   a cool dad, that's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WTF: why the face

   it just me, or does cocaine smell really, really good?

   learnt a valuable lesson today about not putting "PUSH DOOR" stickers onto glass sliding doors, he would also like to wish a speedy recovery to Jill in HR, although the b*tch really did have it coming...

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   could care less where you leave it - as long as it is on my floor with the rest of your clothes.