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X learnt a valuable lesson today about not putting "PUSH DOOR" stickers onto glass sliding doors, he would also like to wish a speedy recovery to Jill in HR, although the b*tch really did have it coming...
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←Rate | 07-15-2010 06:51 by @deswong77 | Tags: Approved

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DUH
Thursday July 15, 2010 @ 10:01 AM

"Learnt"???? WTF is a learnt?

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I HATE DUH
Thursday July 15, 2010 @ 04:37 PM

There is always one in the group and we all just Learnt that it was DUH. People who have to correct every little thing cause they have nothing better to do.

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Sick of the spelling freaks
Thursday July 15, 2010 @ 10:32 PM

No kidding! I didn't know we all were getting graded on spelling on this site... sheesh! If you wanna use a post then correct the spelling yourself you whiny azz!

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Anonymous
Sunday July 18, 2010 @ 12:35 AM

I agree "DUH" if you were a man id slug you.

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