@TigsTygrrr Funny Status Messages

   I called it "Perseverance" the court, however, called it "stalking"

   will now destroy a little piece of everyone's childhood by pointing out that "The Banana Splits" were the ORIGINAL furries

   We all have that one friend we're trying to fatten up for the zombie apocalypse...

   How do you know when your pet rock dies?

   I think there are too many psychic mediums and not enough psychic extra larges..

   Wait...you mean "Angry Birds" is NOT the Britcom Version of "The Golden Girls"?

   With their recent driving records Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes are giving new meaning to the old phrase "Star-Struck"

   The new CBA for NFL refs is a win/win for us all, not only will we have professional refs, our footlockers will again be fully staffed!

   The day you start looking forward to being abused in the nursing home is the day you realize your life sucks

   If EVERY radio station on Earth doesn't play R.E.M.'s "It's the end of the world as we know it(and I feel fine) at the PRECISE moment of the solstice...well then you 've really just wasted all of our time!

   there an article somewhere online about how to tell your cell phone it only has a few days left to live?

   A friend of mine wants to set me up with her cute friend, but her friend is picky cos she has a kid, so I told her my name was "Jif" because we all know choosey moms choose Jif...