@Jason_Vasquez Funny Status Messages

   Instead of studying for Finals I am currently putting together my audition tape for the next season of Jersey Shore...Not Glee...I have standards...

   I finally got my wireless internet to work...this is the best thing to happen to me since the negative pregnancy test...

   I can charm any mother....it's getting the daughter that is the tricky part....

   Let's hope this Eclipse tonight is better than the last Twilight movie....

   Thank You Rich Rod for an Amazing 3 Years, your time has been greatly appreciated! - The Rest of the Big Ten

   Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up. In other news, Taylor Swift has started writing her next album.

   Got MLK?

   Follow what you Love, Learn what you Live, and eventually you will Live what you Love...

   When times get tough, just live a little more and laugh twice as much.