Bego Funny Status Messages

   Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

   YOLO backwards is OLOY, "Only Losers Obey Yolo"

   Shout out to all the 90's baby's, with no babies!

   If I was a judge in the Olympic Trampoline events, I'd give the Silver to the chick with the biggest boobs, Gold if she doesn't wear a bra.

   Welcome to Hollister would you like a gas mask, flashlight, or earplugs?

   Just got this porn called "Hot & Horny Housewives 3." Do you think I will understand what's going on if I haven't seen 1 and 2?

   BEST ADVICE: Be happy in front of people who don't like you, it kills them.

   One must respect the "every-other urinal" law. There are 10 open urinals, why would you want to pee right next to another dude?

   The five second rule also applies to wearing sunglasses indoors.

   I'm pretty sure God created only 6 days, Monday was definitely made by Satan.

   “I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others”- The phrase that started Facebook

   Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. 

   I hope the Olympics has taught kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.

   Second chances: When it just didn't hurt enough the first time.

   Scientists Say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.. They Forgot to mention Morons..

   I just pictured my life.....and there isn't room for you in the frame.

   The world is made up of kids who can't wait to grow up...and adults who wish they hadn't.

   Some people look for a perfect relationship, but all I want is a cheeseburger that looks like the ones on commercials!

   If Facebook has proved ANYTHING, it's that the love of your life is someone you've never actually met.

   I don't run often, but when I do, it's with arms and fingers completely straight, super-cool gymnast style.