trump Funny Status Messages

   My coworker likes Trump because "he always speaks his mind." Wonder how much my coworker would like me if I always spoke my mind.

   "I like Trump because I'm sick of political correctness" translates to "I wish I could say the n-word in public, not just among friends."

   "At least Trump is entertaining." - people who entertain themselves by pulling the wings off of butterflies

   Protestors successfully shut down a Trump rally...then they fire guns and start looting. That will only create more support for Trump you ignorant fool protestors.

   I watched the news reports on what was going on in Chicago!!!! I had no idea Trump won the playoffs!!!!

   If you are voting for Donald Trump for President in 2016, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it, you're an idiot.

   Donald Trump could be a huge step forward in race relations. He can be a voice for the orange people.

   Why is "Trump" and "Cruz" understood by some Americans, however those same Americans still don't know the difference between their, there, & they're.

   Things that give me anxiety: 1) Everything. 2) People without anxiety. 3) Trump supporters at his rallies.

   Donald Trump has no political experience whatsoever. Meanwhile you need 5 years experience for an entry level management level position at Chilli's.

   Our office went out for the first time to celebrate the fact our Trump supporter coworker got fired.

   I have an agressive hickey on my shoulder from a Trump supporter and it actually hurts. Please help!!!

   Donald Trump is Making America great again, one riot at a time

   Quiet Riot is putting the band back together! First stop, Trump convention.

   Some people say Donald Trump is a fascist. There is nothing more fascist than shutting down someone's ideas. Think about that for a second....

   Your hate for Trump only give him more attention while your love for Bernie is forgotten

   My goal in life isn't to become famous or powerful like Donald Trump, my goal in life is to make enough money to eat whatever I want....

   Can someone tell me the exact crime I need to commit at a Trump rally to get put on house arrest because legally having to cancel plans sounds incredible.

   The thugs showing up at trump rallies are just mad because they are afraid they'll have to work

   Trump will be President!....I'm just seeing if I'm right on my Facebook memory. Thanks