nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   I'm not sure what the worst penalty in football is but Madonna performing at the halftime of the Super Bowl has got to be it.

   cant have an openly religious football player in the NFL, that would be bad. it needs more accused murderers, rapists and morons who shoot themselves in the leg.

   A lot can happen in 2mins during football.. Like 47 useless commericals..For instance..

   Patriots by 7. This is my pick for the Superbowl. And for any future U.S. revolutionary wars.

   When did it become acceptable to slap another man's ass during football?? And why, oh why, is there no evidence of his reaction??

   Superbowl - what my wife eats cereal out of every morning!

   Pretty excited that the Patriots and the Giants are opening for Madonna at the Superbowl

   this is what has happened when the have Giants won the Superbowl....1987 Black Monday Stock Market Crash,1991 Gulf War part 1,2008 Economy Crashes....2012

   Dog Commercials during the superbowl are the funniest. I'm going to sign my dog for acting classes. At least they be more greatful than those hamsters I sent, who drove of in my KIA.

   Its like a million Nicki Minaj snuck in at the SuperBowl show.....

   NFL: "Madonna's message of 'world peace' does not reflect the views of the National Football League"

   The Book of ELI, was opened in the Fourth Quarter of the SuperBowl!!!!

   Since the Superbowl likes to promote has-been artists, I take it we'll be seeing Justin Bieber in next year's half time show

   It's pretty sad when the highlight of a three hour football game is out staged by a red m&m."

   Betty white to preform at next yrs Superbowl ...

   Thank god there wasn't a wardrobe malfunction at this year's Superbowl.

   Looks like Madonna and I have something in common...Neither of us have ever sung at the Superbowl

   I love a hot chick in a football jersey. Or a regular shirt. Or a dress. Or naked. Whatever

   Today is worse than the day my brothers broke my nose with their stupid football. RIP Davy- Marsha B

   I miss Sunday afternoon football. The people living in this house keep trying to speak to me.