abbybaby34 Funny Status Messages

   It's rush hour and a million people are going West and a million are going East. We should either swap jobs or swap houses

   The best way to win an argument is to play dead.

   Love...it takes hostages and shows zero remorse.

   just bought a new pack of socks to avoid doing laundry tonight.

   There'd be less accidents if there was a texting lane.

   Calling all my ex girlfriends today to tell them I have herpes. I don't really have it, I just don't want any of them to sleep with other people.

   There are so many better reasons to riot other than hockey... like a shoe sale!

   Ladies, always keep a V-8 in your car in case you're pulled over so you can pour it over your crotch & say "I need a tampon please let me go."