Goodeolboy Funny Status Messages

   ****PILOT****

   Damn Guess it's time to get out of the tub, my phones almost dead.

   Shout out to all the people on my friends list who have hidden me from their wall, and are unable to see this post.

   Hiding in the restroom at work, just to post this (;

   As a Truck Driver, let me say after several days of mid 90 degree temps, beaver season is in full swing.

   Ever find out your wiper wash is empty AFTER you have smeared bug guts all over your windshield?

   Try and find me now Sucka!- bread tie

   Going half way across the state this morning, and you know what that means...this truck is now a rolling karaoke machine.

   Just ate the last bit of food in my lunch box, this overtime now officially sucks!!!!

   You can take that thumb, and shove it up your A$$.

   She's trained right when you roll up to pump fuel, and she jumps out to clean the windows.

   Reading the first dozen pages, reminds me of reading something from the 50s...so wholesome.

   My auto-correct has the education of a free year old.

   To the guy next to me at the rest-area urinal...The fact that you still have your sunglasses on kinda creeps me out.

   Hey Jack In The Crack...I ordered an Ulitimate Burger not an Ultimate Mustard!

   there someone making $ off of all this "Liking" on FB?

   Safety glasses? On this jobsite, we squint for safety!!

   believes every road in the world is under construction right now!

   Never "hood-slide" like Bo Duke on a hot summer day wearing cut-off jean shorts....

   My biggest fear is that FB will rat on on me and post "So&So is listening to Hall and Oats on IHeart Radio".