FADOLO Funny Status Messages

   There's got to be an easier way to get vodka into a Capri Sun.

   Ladies, if you love a man, set him free. If he comes back he will be yours forever. If he doesn't, the new chick probably does anil.

   Nothings worse than Single BicheZ talkin bout they Wife Material.. Thats like saying you Management material but Unemployed!

   I got robbed tonight at Shell. I called the cops & they asked if I knew who did it I said "Yeah, pump 6."

   Somewhere In A Ghetto Household A 4 year old is "droppin it" like its hot while the family is clappin & yellin "Go SHANIQUA! Work it girl!"

   Some Where In The Ghetto there's a girl using her EBT card like it's a VISA. "What you mean it declined, try that shhit again".

   A black boy in a hoodie is a thug but a white kid in a hoodie is a skateboarder

   <--- *punches the air like Cuba Gooding*

   US soldier accused of Kiling 16 Afghans ....Well damn bring these troops home...they're stressed the fu*k out!

   I'm so full of Love I poot out Heart shape bubbles...<3 <3 <3 <3

   wheres my money trick : (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ *flips table*

   Dear M.Jordan please start making condoms. So these n*gas will start wearing them.....

   HoodTranslations101: "Sh*t just got real" = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughin matter

   Only ghetto people go to a family party, complain about the food and STILL take 3 plates home.

   Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck

   I just sneezed on my phone and it made little rainbow sparkles all over the screen. I'm pretty sure that makes me a Wizard.

   Lebron Hairline Don't Respect Him

   I bet most of you are the kind of a$$holze that would bet one dollar more than me on The Price is Right.

   i put a grocery bag on the door when I ain't got no more garbage bags

   I be talking fast as hell at the gas station when I'm broke . . . lemmeget5on2