Eddy Funny Status Messages

   when science teachers were gonna talk about "natural disasters" I thought they were gonna talk about relationships

   there's that old saying that "you are what you eat" so for Halloween i'm thinking of passing out dum dum suckers to the neighborhood kids

   wqhen the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie....you're a clumsy astronaut

   if "nice guys finish last" then why do women go for the bad boys 1st?....dont you want a guy that lasts longer in the bedroom?

   i hope Boeing makes Romney a special plane with his windows that go down....its gonna be the short plane

   republican read the story of "robin hood" backwards...they want to steal from the poor & give to the rich

   a Google girlfriend....im always searching for her :(

   wondering if the new iphone 5 comes with some kind of food stamp app

   it would be really hard to read something Yoda wrote if he was also dyslexic

   gun fired at the BET awards...dont they listen to rap music & realize the rappers have guns....try a metal detector at next year's award show

   when did the country's concern for money go from Wall Street to Sesame Street?

   love is like lottery numbers....gotta keep finding the crappy ones before you get the good ones

   alcohol turns people into the little engine that could...i think I can, I think I can

   i wonder if they threaten Spongebob's job tonight....all parents are hoping

   anyone else watching this verbal pay-per-view match? the folks on tv call it a "debate"

   i had a sexy cashier tonight at the store....it was self check-out

   "tums" needs to change their product name....some ppl are dyslexic with heart burn & easy offended by reading SMUT on the bottles

   brought to you today...by the neighbor's router

   strong winds on the east coast....not Hurricane Sandy...its just congress in Washingoton DC blowing air out their mouths

   A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.... Disney bought out Lucasfilms