Cj Funny Status Messages

   apparently just having one of those days....tonight is definitely going to be sponsored by Coors light!!

   With all do respect to Whitney (may she RIP), why did she not fix her child's teeth!!

   My relationship status just changed to sweatpants oreos and netflix!

   It's time for my weekly game of, "Let's see how long I can drive with my gas light on."

   I must confess...I want to get back with my ex..LOL just kidding! I would rather Sh*t in my hand and clap!!!

   Next time I see a car with like, 90 stick children on it, I am taping a condom to the window.