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   What's with these atheists getting all snarky on us believers on Easter. We didn't give them a hard tome on April Fool's Day.

   .... Happy Easter!!! ... BTW it's also 4-20 ... so it's also Easter Bowl Sunday!

   On Easter Sunday when Jesus came forth from the tomb and ascended into heaven he was technically moving back in with his parents.

   The whole resurrecting from the dead thing is too hard for kids to grasp. Egg sh*tting bunny? Yeah lets go with the egg sh*tting bunny.

   The only rabbit I like on Easter is the one that's plastic and vibrates

   Easter falls on 4/20 this year...... Easter Bunny is going to have completely different grass in his basket!

   On a scale from 1 to 420.. How much Easter candy are you eating right now?

   Quit crying, kid. I won this Easter egg hunt fair and square...

   Easter candy on sale. Welcome back 10 pounds.

   I try to make things last by saving them for a while, which bring me to this moment. It will be bittersweet, I can tell you that. I'm going to enjoy this, but it will also make me sad. I'm about to have my last Easter Egg.

   Watching Kate Upton's easter video. Something is rising and it ain't jesus.

   How many days prior to Easter is the correct time to post a silly status about the Easter Bunny coming??? ... asking for a friend.

   my kid said I can't wait until the Easter Bunny comes so I can eat it. I said if you eat the Easter Bunny she might come faster.

   "It looks like the Easter Bunny came here last night" "Let's not jump to any conclusions. Until we get these semen samples down to the lab we can't be sure who it was."

   I told my kids that if they are old enough to fertilize eggs, we aren't going to color eggs for easter.

   Conspiracy Theory #237 - The Easter bunny and the tooth fairy are secretly working together.

   Osha should be required to shut the Men's office bathrooms down the Monday and Tuesday after Easter

   Was there ever a time where secretly giving "bunny ears" in a photo was actually funny?

   Who are you to doubt God? And Santa Claus? And the Easter Bunny? And...

   Somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a huge gap of information.