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   The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to wrap everything you own in tinsel and hope for the best.

   Christmas is an illusion. It's based on 2 fairy tales. One features a guy in a red suit, the other in a crummy stable without Netflix.

   No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.

   Gary's tips for the holidays: 1. Forget the past. You can't change it. 2. Forget the present. I didn't get you one.

   A Charlie Brown Christmas, but the tree is Eric Trump’s brainchild: flimsy, artificial, and overinflated by Dad’s credit card.

   Alright we got Christmas presents out the way where my W2 at

   Christmas > Easter. Christmas = Lasagna. Easter = Hard Boiled Eggs. I hope this helps to clear things up.