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   messageicon Yes officer I know it seems like a lot for personal use.
←Rate | 06-04-2015 13:45 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon 20mph school zones are only making our children's reaction time worse.
←Rate | 06-15-2015 13:27 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shock collars, but for co-workers
←Rate | 07-09-2015 13:40 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon GUY 1: Why can’t we skip rope without society judging us? GUY 2: What if we occasionally beat the crap out of each other? Boxing is born.
←Rate | 07-09-2015 14:01 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'Don't worry. I'll hold all your stuff. You just worry about making friends' - Fanny Packs
←Rate | 07-17-2015 15:58 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't chase after girls, unless I have my inhaler with me.
←Rate | 07-19-2015 10:19 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon a restraining order just her way of telling me she's into bondage?
←Rate | 07-19-2015 10:20 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Co-workers not loving my Lenny Kravitz impersonation.
←Rate | 08-06-2015 13:43 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My biggest fear is meeting my soulmate in Arkansas and finding out she's a product of Centuries of inbreeding.
←Rate | 08-09-2015 09:41 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon More coffee, less people please.
←Rate | 08-24-2015 09:28 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I sensed she was starting to pull away when she changed the locks to the house.
←Rate | 09-30-2015 13:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being a nice person is so exhausting, which is why a$$holes always have so much energy.
←Rate | 09-30-2015 13:49 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife wants to speak with you. You're in deep sh*t.
←Rate | 09-30-2015 14:23 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don’t use steroids in the state of Florida, how the hell are you supposed to fight off the escaped pythons?
←Rate | 10-12-2015 14:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today at crossfit, we had to spoon wild mountain lions.
←Rate | 10-12-2015 15:06 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon After I clear my browser history I do a quick google search for things like "feeding the hungry" and "How to thank a loving wife"
←Rate | 10-27-2015 02:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's like grandma always said, "Buy a selfie stick and you're out of my will."
←Rate | 10-31-2015 09:18 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My therapist goes to her therapist five minutes after I leave.
←Rate | 10-31-2015 10:00 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex called to say that she hates me and wished I was dead, also to ask if I needed anything from the liquor store.
←Rate | 06-11-2016 12:49 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon May the shooter's 72 virgins be all males.
←Rate | 06-12-2016 11:00 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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