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The amount of people I have to say good morning to on a daily basis really pisses me off
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11-12-2014 12:46 by
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Don't half ass it. It's not a real nap unless you take your pants off.
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11-14-2014 08:50 by
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A real woman does not have a "wrong hole".
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11-14-2014 12:36 by
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Only way I'm having sex for 3 hours is if we taking a nap for the first 2hrs 56 min
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11-15-2014 07:39 by
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You make me want to be a drunker person
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11-15-2014 07:43 by
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The heart wants what the liquor store has.
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11-18-2014 11:56 by
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I'm just gonna wait for the iPhone12 when Siri can extend her arms and hold me.
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11-19-2014 13:06 by
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UK's terror alert levels: 1. Oh we couldn't possibly 2. Blimey! 3. Call Jeeves!! 4. Bloody hell 5. *puts down teacup*
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11-19-2014 13:41 by
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Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork.
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11-20-2014 00:08 by
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Helping someone set up a Facebook account is kind of like watching someone try meth for the 1st time.
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11-20-2014 00:31 by
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P0rn is so unrealistic. There is no way in hell a guy with a ponytail would own a house that nice.
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11-21-2014 00:21 by
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I can't decide if I should lay off the booze or just lay in it.
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11-21-2014 00:35 by
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If you cry loudly enough at a Walmart everyone will just assume you work there.
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11-21-2014 00:37 by
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I’d rather wear Rosie O’Donnell’s dirty underwear as a ski mask than turn Facebook chat on.
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11-21-2014 00:40 by
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You had me at "what does wrong hole mean"?
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11-24-2014 08:27 by
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No thanks "Love Quotes" account. I get all my love quotes from P0rnHub.
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11-27-2014 01:20 by
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Lisa in Accounts suggested we play Xmas music in the office. Long story short, she left early due to food poisoning.
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11-27-2014 01:22 by
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Haven't seen a Marilyn Monroe quote in a while. I hope she's okay.
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11-27-2014 01:35 by
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I really love it when a hot girl winks at me with both eyes.
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11-27-2014 01:50 by
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I'm always two drinks away from digging up my backyard to look for dinosaur bones
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11-28-2014 01:12 by
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