moon Funny Status Messages

   It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, A beautiful day for a socially distancing neighbor.

   Trying to figure how I know people from their profile picture is making excepting friendships harder and harder with all these masks.

   Think I've spent half the time I've been staying home due to the Coronavirus just scrolling looking for something to watch on Netflix.

   There is no pain you are receding. Britney Spears,

   Looking at people posts I think facebook should change the status question from “what’s on your mind?” to “What’s your problem today!?”

   Love when I take the time to type out a long text message to a friend and they reply with "K"

   I've come to the conclusion that my Alexa is just another pet by how often I have to tell her no every day.

   Do to the Coronavirus I have some concert tickets for sale, cheap! concert not included.

   I see NASA is planning a mission to find water on the moon and maybe I'll go someday if they find enough to make a decent cup of coffee with.

   Everytime I see someone not wearing a mask in public that alternative Queen song that goes No mask on your face you big disgrace spreading your germs all over the place pops into my head.

   For some reason I have a feeling that I might have told you this joke about Deju Vu before.

   I'm so old when I was a kid the only kind of positive post we knew was on a car battery.

   The proverbial saying 'Rome wasn't built in a day' suggests that a complex task or great achievement that shouldn't be rushed and is a great excuse for procrastinating.

   I know how can cure the Coronavirus. Stop socializing! And you could give me the Nobel Peace Prize later thank you.

   Maybe we should all start calling 2020 are lucky number and see if things might change!

   Her: What sign are you most compatible with? Me: Krispy Kreme's hot and ready sign.

   Dear Facebook, Please stop showing me ads for dating websites as I don't think hooking up with a complete stranger hoping to mingle in the middle of a pandemic would be a stellar idea. Thanks!

   My Alexis doesn't always answer me when I ask you a question, and now I know why it talks like a woman.

   I deactivated my automatic spell checker on Facebook. Who I really didn't know in real life anyways.

   To end the coin storage let us all join together as a nation and dig into our couch cushions where we all should be sitting to help end the Coronavirus.