MigasJoe Funny Status Messages

   Am I the only one that didn't know that Phyllis Diller was alive up to about an hour ago???

   before the letters FDNY became a fashion statement on hats, it was worn on the back of brave dudes with mustaches, NEVER FORGET 9/11

   kind of surprised I'm not an action figure by now...

   BREAKING: Rex Ryan officially names Mark Sanchez starting Jets QB...proving the NFL needs to start testing coaches for concussions.

   So if a tree falls down in the forest...does Manti Teo believe Junior Seau is dead

   Since Manti Teo's girlfriend didn't exist, I really hope AJ McCarron's girlfriend wasn't a hologram.

   After some investigating just found out that Manti's girlfriend real name is Fawn Liebowitz!!

   Sorry that we haven't named a new Pope yet. We aren't done with all of the background checks.

   "The names Pope Francis...but everyone calls me Psycho...Any of you call me Francis...and I'll kill you"

   Next time your on a roller coaster take some extra bolts with you then when you're going up that first hill tell the guy in front of you "these just fell out of your chair!!!!"

   the first snow of spring is always the most beautiful

   Good for Boston...celebrating in the streets like Buckner caught the ball!!!

   i dont care if my teammates are straight or gay, as long as they dont listen to Nickelback...

   Police reports state that Aaron Hernandez is claiming Bill Belichick instructed him to destroy the surveillance tapes

   Facebook status from God: Sorry rest of World...junior and I can't help you right now...we are busy helping some loon cross the Grand Canyon on a piece of floss

   Allen Iverson has retired more times than he practiced

   I threw a shotgun shell at my daughter's date. ..then I told him it's much faster after 11pm

   Feeling like a movie tonight....I think I'll watch Fast and Furious 6 and then maybe half of 7

   So Pete saw his shadow today...that means 6 more feet of winter right???

   I'm not saying this games over but children in Africa are wearing their Championship Broncos Tshirts