Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Judge me all you want... just keep the verdict to yourself

   "gonna get rich, or die trying"

   "Living in the realm of thought, in my own world far away"

   Despised or idolized... either way I'm recognized!

   fresh out of batteries but still making noise

   playing Russian roulette with an automatic pistol

   """remember JESUS LOVES YOU... It's everyone else who thinks you're an idiot."""

   "liking the sun, and the letter in between it"

   faking the smile with the coffee to go

   purposely pouring water on Gremlins

   drinking beers with his peers

   "going to jail, directly to jail. She is not passing go. She is not collecting $200"

   out discovering new fears.

   easier to get into than a community college!

   chillin out maxin' relaxin all cool.

   colorblind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... this could take a while

   wondering if they make psycho repellent?!

   perfecting secretly sleeping at my desk.

   profound as a pronoun that verbs today.

   eating out..at home. ;)