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Every yawn is a potential blowjob if you're fast enough.
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09-20-2014 13:13 by
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I just yawned and my last girlfriends soul flew out.
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09-24-2014 08:08 by
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I'm "got my sexual education from a 2 Live Crew cassette tape" years old.
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09-24-2014 08:10 by
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I'm sorry I put on surgical gloves to shake your hand.
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09-24-2014 08:39 by
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diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend, a fat less attractive girl is.
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09-27-2014 13:43 by
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My coffee was so bitter this morning you'd think I had divorced it.
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09-27-2014 14:26 by
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You had me at hello...oh you weren't talking to me.
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09-28-2014 13:58 by
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I thought Match .com was a place to arrange fights to the death, but turns out it's a website to find love. So I was close.
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09-30-2014 13:23 by
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Some idiot just told me to "Take a hike" as if I don't love nature and finding inner strength through solitude
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09-30-2014 13:33 by
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Like a good neighbor,I don't really care.
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10-01-2014 14:03 by
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Thank god the Beastie Boys fought for my right to party I'm just sitting on my couch though
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10-02-2014 14:45 by
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You can lose weight but unfortunately you can't lose ugly.
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10-04-2014 07:51 by
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I just woke up and realized I didn't have to.
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10-04-2014 14:19 by
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I'd like the ability to call the car in front of me & tell the driver to pull her head out of her ass. Where are we on this technology?
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10-06-2014 02:17 by
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"LSD causes users to lose weight" Obviously. You can't eat when a dragon is guarding the fridge.
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10-06-2014 02:21 by
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Has science explained why you have to walk around the house when on the phone?
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10-06-2014 02:26 by
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How much for that babysitter? Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
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10-06-2014 13:46 by
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Anyone know where I can get a medic alert bracelet for "does not make small talk?"
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10-07-2014 14:54 by
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[the instructor clearly frustrated with me on first day of veterinary school] "It doesn't matter if its a dog, it's still called a cat scan"
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10-08-2014 09:09 by
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The best thing about marriage is how wives always like to joke about making sure the life insurance premiums are paid up... lol!
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10-08-2014 14:05 by
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