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   messageicon Sober me makes plans and drunk me cancels them. Its a good system.
←Rate | 09-16-2014 14:58 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm old enough to remember when a selfie was some lotion and a box of Kleenex.
←Rate | 09-17-2014 01:49 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well, well, well...look who's crawling back, asking me to repair the axle on their wheelchair.
←Rate | 09-17-2014 01:49 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon He died doing what he loved: checking to see if bears are ticklish.
←Rate | 09-17-2014 01:51 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got 69 problems. My girlfriend is a midget.
←Rate | 09-17-2014 01:56 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies: To see how a guy is in bed, watch him put on a shoe. Does he just cram his foot in? Or does he lick the shoe fully then gently enter
←Rate | 09-17-2014 01:59 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Black Eyed Peas are just regular peas that got on an elevator with Ray Rice.
←Rate | 09-17-2014 13:44 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon That's easy, here, hold my beer for a sec..
←Rate | 09-18-2014 14:00 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry I pissed on your leg. I thought you were flirting with me.
←Rate | 09-18-2014 14:06 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yesterday I heard a young white kid tell his mom "I hate you and you annoy me, you stupid b*tch" Then a black woman slapped me just for hearing it
←Rate | 09-18-2014 14:26 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry boss, I set my alarm for 7PM instead of 7AM and that's why I haven't been at work in one week.
←Rate | 09-19-2014 00:28 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The heart wants what the heart wants. *opens 12th beer*
←Rate | 09-19-2014 01:27 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because dogs can only bark.
←Rate | 09-19-2014 02:08 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey kids, see that new sports car over there? Well your old man got a promotion today & got some new glasses so I also see the car. nice car
←Rate | 09-19-2014 02:14 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girlfriend said "Do you want to go to a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert?" & I said "Do you want to have a different boyfriend that isn't me"
←Rate | 09-19-2014 02:15 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon i don't understand the hype around iOS8, people update java and adobe flash player on a daily basis and don't tell everyone about it.
←Rate | 09-20-2014 12:23 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon *takes out one earbud* "not guilty, your honor"
←Rate | 09-20-2014 12:27 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congratulations on your internet fame! Now table six could really use some more coffee.
←Rate | 09-20-2014 12:32 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon No, I did not forget my password. I distinctly remember it being 8 asterisks.
←Rate | 09-20-2014 12:36 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Contrary to popular belief, cats actually love water. You just have to set them on fire first.
←Rate | 09-20-2014 12:41 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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