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If you use the word “extravaganza” in a poster for your party I immediately assume it will be held in a retirement home.
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09-04-2014 02:04 by
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Lime flies when you're having rum.
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09-05-2014 09:20 by
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Don't know how you got your head that far up your ass with your foot in your mouth, but damn thats impressive.
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09-05-2014 09:59 by
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What's a bae and can I deep fry it and dip it in cheese?
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09-05-2014 10:00 by
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Maybe cigarettes don't give you cancer. Maybe it's the jean jackets and sunglasses. We just don't know.
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09-05-2014 10:01 by
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Anyone with more than 0 bumper stickers needs to relax
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09-05-2014 10:12 by
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Twerking is great for working out your legs and daddy issues at the same time
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09-05-2014 10:14 by
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I'd take a stupid dog over a stupid person any day.
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09-06-2014 05:10 by
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I bet there's a rapper trying to figure out a way to replace his teeth with LED lights
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09-06-2014 15:57 by
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Ok, I'm finally off dairy. Next is sugar, then heroin.
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09-07-2014 13:57 by
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You know your phone can take pictures of other people too right? Just checking.
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09-08-2014 14:25 by
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If my walls could talk, they'd probably say "stop running into me you idiot"
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09-09-2014 14:35 by
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I was sober for 15 straight years but on my 16th birthday I decided that I've had enough.
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09-13-2014 10:14 by
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I tried sweeping a problem under the rug once, but her legs kept sticking out.
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09-13-2014 10:40 by
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"It's a boy!" I shouted as I ran away from the Thai brothel
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09-13-2014 10:49 by
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[shows up late for first day of new job] *blames it on rush hour* [shows up late for second day of new job] *blames it on rush hour 2*
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09-15-2014 13:41 by
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HEY GRAPEFRUIT, know what else is a grape AND a fruit? GRAPES. yeah. so get your own name you citrus idiot
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09-15-2014 14:04 by
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Next time during church, stand up and ask your pastor "Have you ever turned down heroin?" Both Yes and No are equally entertaining answers.
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09-15-2014 14:08 by
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"But what does it mean?" - WOMEN
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09-16-2014 14:32 by
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I don't believe death is the end. In my heart I know that, long after I'm gone, I will continue to receive Hot Summer Deal!!! emails.
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09-16-2014 14:40 by
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