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   messageicon If you use the word “extravaganza” in a poster for your party I immediately assume it will be held in a retirement home.
←Rate | 09-04-2014 02:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lime flies when you're having rum.
←Rate | 09-05-2014 09:20 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't know how you got your head that far up your ass with your foot in your mouth, but damn thats impressive.
←Rate | 09-05-2014 09:59 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's a bae and can I deep fry it and dip it in cheese?
←Rate | 09-05-2014 10:00 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe cigarettes don't give you cancer. Maybe it's the jean jackets and sunglasses. We just don't know.
←Rate | 09-05-2014 10:01 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone with more than 0 bumper stickers needs to relax
←Rate | 09-05-2014 10:12 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Twerking is great for working out your legs and daddy issues at the same time
←Rate | 09-05-2014 10:14 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd take a stupid dog over a stupid person any day.
←Rate | 09-06-2014 05:10 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet there's a rapper trying to figure out a way to replace his teeth with LED lights
←Rate | 09-06-2014 15:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok, I'm finally off dairy. Next is sugar, then heroin.
←Rate | 09-07-2014 13:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know your phone can take pictures of other people too right? Just checking.
←Rate | 09-08-2014 14:25 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If my walls could talk, they'd probably say "stop running into me you idiot"
←Rate | 09-09-2014 14:35 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was sober for 15 straight years but on my 16th birthday I decided that I've had enough.
←Rate | 09-13-2014 10:14 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried sweeping a problem under the rug once, but her legs kept sticking out.
←Rate | 09-13-2014 10:40 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "It's a boy!" I shouted as I ran away from the Thai brothel
←Rate | 09-13-2014 10:49 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon [shows up late for first day of new job] *blames it on rush hour* [shows up late for second day of new job] *blames it on rush hour 2*
←Rate | 09-15-2014 13:41 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon HEY GRAPEFRUIT, know what else is a grape AND a fruit? GRAPES. yeah. so get your own name you citrus idiot
←Rate | 09-15-2014 14:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next time during church, stand up and ask your pastor "Have you ever turned down heroin?" Both Yes and No are equally entertaining answers.
←Rate | 09-15-2014 14:08 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "But what does it mean?" - WOMEN
←Rate | 09-16-2014 14:32 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't believe death is the end. In my heart I know that, long after I'm gone, I will continue to receive Hot Summer Deal!!! emails.
←Rate | 09-16-2014 14:40 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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