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Please lord let that toaster be plugged in. *watches wife fishing out bread with a fork
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07-25-2014 02:43 by Baddie
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Thanks, resealable packaging, but I think we both know that won't be necessary.
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07-25-2014 02:51 by Baddie
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Not all accidents are destiny, but all girls named Destiny were accidents.
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07-25-2014 02:55 by Baddie
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Strangers who think it's okay to just have a random chat with me is what's wrong with the world today.
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07-25-2014 10:45 by Baddie
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blunt so fat it swims with a shirt on
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07-26-2014 12:30 by Baddie
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Oops, It slipped, wrong hole! But since I'm already here..... - MEN
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07-28-2014 09:05 by Baddie
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Dear Social Media, thanks for showing me that I can like people. So long as I don't have to see, touch, or smell them.
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07-28-2014 09:57 by Baddie
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Your outfit says you work in an office, but your shoes say it might have a pole in it
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07-28-2014 14:07 by Baddie
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I put on my pants just like everyone else around here, reluctantly.
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07-28-2014 14:31 by Baddie
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Was Sharknado made just so they could finish off a reel?
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07-31-2014 00:28 by Baddie
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The difference between love and lust is one letter: hotel vs. motel
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07-31-2014 01:03 by Baddie
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“we should hang out soon” loosely translates to I’m doing everything in my power to end this stupid conversation.
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07-31-2014 13:28 by Baddie
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some people build walls to see who cares enough to bring them down, others build walls because they’re in the construction industry.
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07-31-2014 13:29 by Baddie
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Question: If men get "c*ck-blocked" do women get "beaver-dammed"?
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08-01-2014 09:22 by Baddie
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I don't even pick up the soap after I drop it in my own shower. There's just something about me I don't trust.
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08-02-2014 08:29 by Baddie
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Hitchhikers won't kill you if you kill them first.
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08-02-2014 12:18 by Baddie
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I bet Ke$ha's parents, €arl and £inda, are super ashamed of her.
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08-02-2014 12:25 by Baddie
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No, whenever there's trouble YOU seem to be around…officer.
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08-03-2014 07:25 by Baddie
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Ultimate act of defiance, finishing your FB status update while your Boss waits at your desk!
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08-04-2014 00:34 by Baddie
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How much for the survival kit? Sir, that's an iPhone charger.
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08-04-2014 00:39 by Baddie
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