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If it weren't for the idiotic media, idiots like the Kartrashians would cease to be dominating TV and printed press like they are today.
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07-12-2014 08:59 by
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Pay attention she's giving you all the answers.
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07-12-2014 09:10 by
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My cover letter is just a picture of me in a sleeveless turtleneck karate chopping the word 'unemployment'.
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07-14-2014 00:49 by
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There's nothing that a well-planned homicide can't fix.
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07-14-2014 01:09 by
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It's so cute how you have a safe word like you think I can hear you through the duct tape.
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07-14-2014 01:14 by
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Congrats to LeBron for being the first person in human history to successfully escape Ohio and then go back by choice.
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07-14-2014 13:07 by
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What if I told you none of this was real? "Sir, just pay us your credit card debt."
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07-14-2014 14:07 by
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I'm that dude that responds to your text 3 weeks later with ;)
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07-15-2014 00:31 by
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It's all fun and games until they find traces of your DNA
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07-15-2014 01:24 by
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*Pizza Hut job interview* "Do you own a sh*tty car and smoke pot?" No sir. "You will."
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07-16-2014 13:39 by
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So "instagram" doesn't mean your dealer is right around the corner?
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07-17-2014 01:14 by
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Maybe cops who plant evidence just really love gardening.
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07-17-2014 01:28 by
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It's funny how you become mom's new favorite when your sibling goes to jail.
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07-17-2014 01:29 by
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I could spend my day outside, but I'm sure there's plenty of p0rn that needs to be rated.
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07-17-2014 15:34 by
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*at the cat shelter* Yes hi, where are the shopping carts?
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07-17-2014 16:59 by
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The best thing about depression is all the naps. Also the frequent snacks. Also the heavy drinking. The drugs are cool too.
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07-18-2014 10:25 by
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what base is it when your wife feels the bed shaking and says if you're going to jerk off do it on the couch?
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07-18-2014 13:34 by
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diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any.
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07-18-2014 13:37 by
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I swear while 50% of the human race is evolving the other 50% is devolving.
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07-25-2014 02:32 by
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Walk of shame? If I can still walk, the shame is yours.
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07-25-2014 02:42 by
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