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   messageicon If it weren't for the idiotic media, idiots like the Kartrashians would cease to be dominating TV and printed press like they are today.
←Rate | 07-12-2014 08:59 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pay attention she's giving you all the answers.
←Rate | 07-12-2014 09:10 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My cover letter is just a picture of me in a sleeveless turtleneck karate chopping the word 'unemployment'.
←Rate | 07-14-2014 00:49 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's nothing that a well-planned homicide can't fix.
←Rate | 07-14-2014 01:09 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so cute how you have a safe word like you think I can hear you through the duct tape.
←Rate | 07-14-2014 01:14 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congrats to LeBron for being the first person in human history to successfully escape Ohio and then go back by choice.
←Rate | 07-14-2014 13:07 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if I told you none of this was real? "Sir, just pay us your credit card debt."
←Rate | 07-14-2014 14:07 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm that dude that responds to your text 3 weeks later with ;)
←Rate | 07-15-2014 00:31 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's all fun and games until they find traces of your DNA
←Rate | 07-15-2014 01:24 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Pizza Hut job interview* "Do you own a sh*tty car and smoke pot?" No sir. "You will."
←Rate | 07-16-2014 13:39 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon So "instagram" doesn't mean your dealer is right around the corner?
←Rate | 07-17-2014 01:14 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe cops who plant evidence just really love gardening.
←Rate | 07-17-2014 01:28 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's funny how you become mom's new favorite when your sibling goes to jail.
←Rate | 07-17-2014 01:29 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I could spend my day outside, but I'm sure there's plenty of p0rn that needs to be rated.
←Rate | 07-17-2014 15:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon *at the cat shelter* Yes hi, where are the shopping carts?
←Rate | 07-17-2014 16:59 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best thing about depression is all the naps. Also the frequent snacks. Also the heavy drinking. The drugs are cool too.
←Rate | 07-18-2014 10:25 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon what base is it when your wife feels the bed shaking and says if you're going to jerk off do it on the couch?
←Rate | 07-18-2014 13:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any.
←Rate | 07-18-2014 13:37 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear while 50% of the human race is evolving the other 50% is devolving.
←Rate | 07-25-2014 02:32 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Walk of shame? If I can still walk, the shame is yours.
←Rate | 07-25-2014 02:42 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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