g0re Funny Status Messages

   It's nice when someone can reply to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended.

   Why do ladies spend so much anger on The Other Woman? They should really be more infuriated with their cheating lover.

   Dear ladies: We are not that hard to find. We are in the friend zone, right where you left us. Sincerely, The nice guys.

   Let's face it ladies, if men walked around with b0ners you'd stare at them too.

   The only difference between me and much of the rest of the world is that I admit I'm crazy, whereas they are in denial.

   It's so sad how some people only see the world as something to put on a resume or college application.

   Sometimes girls try too hard for boys that dont even care....its kinda sad...girls nowadays are losing their self-respect...

   What's sad is that December 22, 2012 falls on a Saturday, so you can't go to school and say "Oh, I thought we were all going to die, so I didn't do my homework".

   As awesome as it would be, sadly the state farm jingle does not work for you unless you are doing a commercial :(

   Pouring the last bowlful of Lucky Charms from its box and finding no marshmallows is like pouring a bowlful of sadness.

   It sucks when the trailer makes a movie seem funny but when you watch it you realize that literally all the funny parts were just in the trailer.

   Due to the retarded faces some girls like to make and the fact that it's become cool to be a jerk, nowadays, instead of duck, duck, goose, all you see in pictures is duck, duck, douche.

   Alot of commercials nowadays are just knock offs of the Oldspice commercials with a very dramatic main character and a suprising plot twist at the end.

   It seems that nowadays people just add random symbols or letters after a colon and call it an emoticon. Like really? What the hell does :H mean.

   Relationships aren't tests, so why cheat?

   Some relationships in life are like fat people, they don't work out.

   People in relationships are usually can cuddle but lonely people are like fml it's cold.

   People in relationships are usually okay with cold weather because they can cuddle but lonely people are like fml it's cold.

   Don't you hate it when you get texts from people like "ok" or "ya" and you don't know what to say so you just don't text back.

   I hate it when your watching the most important part of a movie, and some idiot walks in the room and asks stuff like "who is he" "what is going on" "did that car just explode". Seriously, just watch the movie or get out!!!