JEBI Funny Status Messages

   "Hi I'm Kayne West! I survive on your attention. Give me your attention. Hey where you going...I need you attention..."

   I will do a lot of things but admitting I'm cold to my wife who told me to bring a warmer jacket isn't one of them...

   I can't help but smile when I see a woman wearing a Supertramp Concert t-shirt...

   If you watch Friday the 13th backwards, Jason's machete is a magic wand that brings kids back to life and sends them to summer camp...

   With all the negativity on the internet lately its nice to Charlie Sheen is positive...

   My cat probably thinks I'm cleaning my ice cream...