BEGO Funny Status Messages

   I'll make you swallow your pride!!

   I don't care what the world knows about me just so long as my parents never finds out

   So many things remind me of You, mostly when I sit on the toilet.

   Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part, keeping her is the real damn accomplishment.

   next time my name is in your mouth I hope you choke on it ass =)

   Dont tell me the sky is the limit when there are damn footprints on the moon.

   When your dreaming with a broken heart, waking up is the hardest part.

   Jealousy is an illness, get well soon!

   I was going to go to the gym and run 7 miles tomorrow morning to continue trying to look good but then I remembered I own Photoshop like some of you guys.

   Men are the best cooks. Because with two eggs, one sausage and a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl's tummy for nine months.

   How come we live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors & furniture polish is made from real lemons?

   anyone going to tell America's Funniest Home Videos about youtube?

   Where you find true friendship, You find true love.

   Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct; what they like to be is a man's last romance.

   I'm not a stalker I'm just bad with goodbyes

   I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff.

   The rest of the world uses Facebook to overthrow evil dictators. I just learned some girl I hated in high school likes her new pedicure.

   At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

   America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

   X wondering what the weather's like in India. I think i'll call AT&T.