life Funny Status Messages

   Let me just take care of all of this reposting I have to do at once? My life is wonderful, I hate cancer, I donated to Haiti, I support our troops, I love my Mom,I`m from Everett,Hugs and smiles to to you,I won`t join your farmville, I won`t be answering

   Nothing in life is free.... Someone always pays!

   death gotta be easy cause life is hard. It'll leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred

   biggest reality of life - DEATH

   has the key to all of life's questions... but he'll be damned if he can find the lock...

   70% of my life is composed of Work and 40% learning proper mathematics.

   when life gives you a hundred reasons to cry,show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile!!

   i live my life like i've missed nothing! I started over and am doing it again

   annoyed that these guys like Clooney, Cruise, and DeNiro are all picking me as their celebrity look-alike. Get a life losers.

   My dad called Justin Bieber a tool. My life is complete.

   I think I'm ready for a man in my life again. I cleaned out one drawer...in the kitchen, two inches of hanger space...in the hall closet and enough room for one pair of shoes...on the porch.

   life is about kicking a$$ not kissing it!!!!!

   **Warning** It turns out Farmville is a virus that will eat your life away. Side effects are all your friends hate you because of your tacky updates & you're getting fatter from sitting online all day playing. Delete it ASAP and stop being a Tool.

   out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!

   out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!

   Meaning of Internet fagget according To urban dictonary last I checked is Someone that acts Tough on internet sites but cant back any thing in real life

   just had the worse sex of my life..... opps I forgot you were on my friends list.

   ..if life is just one big game.. I need unlimited health & money cheat codes...

   Life's a B****, but she throws one hell of a party

   Sometimes life is hell. But hey! Whatever gets the marshmallows toasty.