friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   I got My space and Facebook mixed up this weekend... I kept telling people come on My-Face!!!

   Dear Week, You are not attractive and I am leaving you for Weekend... I'd say it wasn't you, and that it was me... But yeah, it was you...

   Ok,,, I really like you Thursday, but it's Friday I truly love. It's not that I'm not happy when i'm with you, it's just that Friday does so much more for me!!!

   hey it`s Friday , lets get pissed !

   Don't wait untill friday, start your weekend at monday !!

   I vote for a 3 day weekend and a 4 day work week.

   Good morning Tuesday...tell your pal Friday he needs to come around here tomorrow.

   You know you have a Facebook addiction if seeing the movie "The social network" is your Friday night fun!!

   To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday...

   The movie "The Social Network" about facebook earned 9 million dollars in sales Friday night to top all movies. Imagine what they could have done if those veiwers had dates!

   come on weekend why your taking so long to come

   It was Canadian Thanksgiving this past weekend, and they have much to be thankful for: Bieber, Ice Road Truckers, a sh!t-load of lumber.

   Damn! Why did Friday the 13th have to be today...it's only the middle of the week!

   WOOHOO!!!! IT'S FRIDAY!!!!! Wait a damn minute, I'm working 7 10's, every day is a god damn Monday for me.

   A headache: Not how I expected to start my weekend... I was thinking more of ENDING it with one!

   Why even ask how my weekend was if you're just going to interrupt me halfway through to say, "Yeah, I saw your Facebook post."

   Cheesy pick up line for the weekend: "Well, your here so I got my treat.How about we go to my place for some tricks?"

   Does the State Hospital have weekend package deals? cause I need a vacation!

   New plan for the weekend: free Charlie Sheen and party with him.

   hi weekend! let me introduce you to my basement..........you're not going anywhere!