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   messageicon You should be required to read a book for every 10 selfies you take.
←Rate | 07-01-2014 01:05 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I hear someone call my name, my first instinct is to walk faster
←Rate | 07-01-2014 01:13 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry I was checking out your ass during your entire emotional breakdown.
←Rate | 07-02-2014 13:40 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon No honey, I love your constant input on my driving
←Rate | 07-02-2014 13:59 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey ladies, awesome news, I checked, they sell hoodies in the women's section too. I know, right?! ..I'd like mine back
←Rate | 07-03-2014 14:30 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not my job to fix you, people get paid for that.
←Rate | 07-04-2014 10:05 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Using a cellphone in 90's: "he's prob a drug dealer" Using a payphone today: "he's prob a drug dealer"
←Rate | 07-04-2014 15:57 by Baddie Comments (1)  


   messageicon Watching p0rn and the woman actually said "i love you" in the heat of the moment & its the most disgusting thing i've heard in a p0rn ever.
←Rate | 07-05-2014 13:48 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon How much for the sluts? Sir, that's a package of socks
←Rate | 07-05-2014 13:55 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kardashians are like door handles, every one gets a turn.
←Rate | 07-06-2014 09:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm white but not "get up to go jogging at 3am before work" white.
←Rate | 07-07-2014 14:37 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The phrase "use of the jerk-off motion is prohibited" has been added to our HR manual because of me. It's like winning an award.
←Rate | 07-08-2014 15:06 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon “The Force” is weird. How come a Jedi can detect a planet being destroyed light years away but can’t tell he is kissing his own sister?
←Rate | 07-09-2014 08:12 by Baddie Comments (1)  


   messageicon "Daddy, what happens when a person dies?" "Son, they get married and have kids"
←Rate | 07-09-2014 08:19 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon How much for this brick of gold? Sir, that's a block of cheese.
←Rate | 07-09-2014 13:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "No comment" - said no woman, ever
←Rate | 07-10-2014 01:54 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Nipping it in the bud" sounds way more fun than it actually is.
←Rate | 07-11-2014 01:42 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can talk your wife into having sex, you could score with anybody.
←Rate | 07-11-2014 02:35 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My business card is just a picture of me looking inside the fridge.
←Rate | 07-11-2014 02:38 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACEBOOK: Twitter, because sleep deprivation, alcoholism, sexual frustration, social dysfunction, & personal suffering were made for the internet.
←Rate | 07-12-2014 07:40 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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