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You should be required to read a book for every 10 selfies you take.
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07-01-2014 01:05 by Baddie
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Whenever I hear someone call my name, my first instinct is to walk faster
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07-01-2014 01:13 by Baddie
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Sorry I was checking out your ass during your entire emotional breakdown.
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07-02-2014 13:40 by Baddie
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No honey, I love your constant input on my driving
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07-02-2014 13:59 by Baddie
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Hey ladies, awesome news, I checked, they sell hoodies in the women's section too. I know, right?! ..I'd like mine back
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07-03-2014 14:30 by Baddie
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It's not my job to fix you, people get paid for that.
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07-04-2014 10:05 by Baddie
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Using a cellphone in 90's: "he's prob a drug dealer" Using a payphone today: "he's prob a drug dealer"
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07-04-2014 15:57 by Baddie
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Watching p0rn and the woman actually said "i love you" in the heat of the moment & its the most disgusting thing i've heard in a p0rn ever.
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07-05-2014 13:48 by Baddie
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How much for the sluts? Sir, that's a package of socks
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07-05-2014 13:55 by Baddie
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Kardashians are like door handles, every one gets a turn.
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07-06-2014 09:04 by Baddie
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I'm white but not "get up to go jogging at 3am before work" white.
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07-07-2014 14:37 by Baddie
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The phrase "use of the jerk-off motion is prohibited" has been added to our HR manual because of me. It's like winning an award.
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07-08-2014 15:06 by Baddie
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“The Force” is weird. How come a Jedi can detect a planet being destroyed light years away but can’t tell he is kissing his own sister?
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07-09-2014 08:12 by Baddie
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"Daddy, what happens when a person dies?" "Son, they get married and have kids"
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07-09-2014 08:19 by Baddie
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How much for this brick of gold? Sir, that's a block of cheese.
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07-09-2014 13:47 by Baddie
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"No comment" - said no woman, ever
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07-10-2014 01:54 by Baddie
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"Nipping it in the bud" sounds way more fun than it actually is.
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07-11-2014 01:42 by Baddie
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If you can talk your wife into having sex, you could score with anybody.
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07-11-2014 02:35 by Baddie
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My business card is just a picture of me looking inside the fridge.
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07-11-2014 02:38 by Baddie
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FACEBOOK: Twitter, because sleep deprivation, alcoholism, sexual frustration, social dysfunction, & personal suffering were made for the internet.
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07-12-2014 07:40 by Baddie
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