love Funny Status Messages

   My wife doesn't appreciate that I love her mother in law more than I love mine.

   Dudes: Women LOVE IT, when you're man enough to just walk away from an argument... Unless the argument is with THEM. Then... YOU'RE a PUSS!

   If you love something, let it go, if it comes back to you, it has really low self esteem and you should exploit that for s@xual favors

   This sexy bird looked at my beer belly and said "Is that carlsberg or tetleys? " I replied" "theres a tap underneath love if you wanna taste it!"

   hoping that Kevin Love Rudy Gay and Ramon Sessions end up in a picture side by side in full uniform. three words....GAY LOVE SESSIONS

   God must love stupid people- he made so many!

   Love hurts, and will tear us apart. Also, timber wolves.

   Love thy neighbor, just dont get caught .....

   Sometimes love is like having one too many drinks....you feel so good that you don't notice you're making a fool of yourself.

   Sex without love is like ice cream without sprinkles… still pretty awesome.

   I love Sundays, because my Italian grandmother cooks THE BEST crystal meth.

   No I do not want to watch your sister's wrestling match, but I'd love to see her box.

   I must love my work...I love to sit and stare at it for hours....that's love right????

   Dear fad following teenage girls, could one of you at least clean the mirror before taking your photo, and we'd like to thank you all for showing us 1 disgusting bathroom after another. Love, the world.

   Love how the Salvation Army gets top dollar for donated old crap...I thought they were supposed to help poor people. Sorry Mr. Freezing Homeless guy..that coat is $40.

   Roses are red; foxes are clever. I love your butt; let me touch it forever.

   I have friends that my mom hates. I love those friends the most.

   I have friends that my wife hates. I love those friends the most.

   Just ONCE would I love to see a girl I know in a porno

   there is love and friendship then there is declaring love and friendship on Facebook, two totally different worlds that seldom are one.