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"Describe yourself in three words" "Lazy"
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06-27-2014 01:47 by Baddie
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No women in their soccer team. Typical Iran.
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06-27-2014 01:52 by Baddie
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be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool
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06-27-2014 02:08 by Baddie
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The mile high club is bullsh*t unless you're both anorexic!!
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06-27-2014 13:55 by Baddie
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When attacked by a bear, play dead. Make his meal less stressful. It's not all about you.
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06-27-2014 14:15 by Baddie
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can someone please tell Kim Jong-Un that Seth Rogen is Canadian
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06-27-2014 14:31 by Baddie
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"this hurts me more more than it hurts you." I say as I burn my own hand with a lighter in front of my son, unsure what the lesson is.
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06-28-2014 12:51 by Baddie
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i just worked out. well, I just did push ups. well, 1 push up. well, I tripped and got back up. well, I'm actually still laying here. *takes a nap*
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06-28-2014 13:48 by Baddie
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*crawls into bed* dad, I had a nightmare. Can I sleep here? *dad sighs* "Son youre 30 and we live 4 states away. How did you even get here?"
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06-28-2014 13:49 by Baddie
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Just heard a little boy call his mom "mother," as if both had already accepted the fact that he'd become a serial killer some day.
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06-28-2014 17:49 by Baddie
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How much for the death sentence? Sir, this is a marriage license.
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06-29-2014 14:01 by Baddie
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Somebody should tell Forrest Gump that on the back of the box of chocolates it tells you exactly what you're going to get.
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06-30-2014 01:29 by Baddie
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I've seen homeless guys who keep their boxes in better shape than some girls keep theirs.
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06-30-2014 01:34 by Baddie
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Facebook crushes are all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket.
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06-30-2014 01:48 by Baddie
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Cutting the fat off bacon is like cutting the bacon off bacon.
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06-30-2014 01:52 by Baddie
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Cat hair is lonely people glitter.
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06-30-2014 01:55 by Baddie
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What doesn't kill me makes my wife go back to the drawing board and try just a little harder the next time.
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06-30-2014 09:54 by Baddie
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Sorry I roasted marshmallows over your meltdown.
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06-30-2014 14:20 by Baddie
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How much for the torture device? Sir, that's a wedding ring.
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06-30-2014 14:31 by Baddie
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Dropped my cheeseburger in the dirt before I ate it. That's about as organic you're gonna get out of me.
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07-01-2014 01:03 by Baddie
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