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She loves me *pluck* She loves me not *pluck* What? This bird only has two wings?
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06-22-2014 13:13 by
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it possible to love the one you're with but not be able to stand the sound of their breathing? Asking for a friend
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06-23-2014 08:32 by
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I had so much no sex last night.
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06-23-2014 08:34 by
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Did you know vegan is short for joyless judgemental twat.
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06-23-2014 09:21 by
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My stages of drunk: 1. No way 2. Yes way 3. Three way
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06-23-2014 14:16 by
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So you hate me? I had no idea you existed. I guess we're even.
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06-23-2014 14:37 by
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I’d love to tell my wife to make me a sandwich after sex, but then I wouldn’t have enough teeth left to eat it.
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06-24-2014 00:45 by
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I got passed by a Prius on the Interstate and now I’m legally required to pee sitting down.
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06-24-2014 00:56 by
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It's racial profiling when a waiter in a Chinese restaurant gives me a fork.
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06-24-2014 01:08 by
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Just finding out that Nickelback has a greatest hits album very well may have ruined my entire day.
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06-24-2014 01:11 by
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If you see a porcupine in your yard don't panic, it's just my cat and we're not done with our acupuncture session.
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06-24-2014 01:39 by
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Fox canceled Cops. So I guess if I want to stay current on what my family is up to now, I'll have to turn to Facebook.
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06-24-2014 13:36 by
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My sex tape is just several camera angles of me getting friend zoned.
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06-24-2014 14:14 by
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Sometimes I wish I could tame a high-level frost dragon and keep him as a pet. Other times I wish I had a girlfriend.
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06-25-2014 00:55 by
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I'm not mature enough to be in a yoga class.
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06-25-2014 00:57 by
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Should I go over and talk to her? Go over there dude. A pregnant woman should never drink alone.
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06-25-2014 01:06 by
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Should you even have to say the words "don't touch the dog's butthole" to your child?
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06-25-2014 01:12 by
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Do you even realize I have zeros and zeros of women lining up to get with this?
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06-25-2014 14:27 by
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" How much for that bouncy castle " Sir that's a woman
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06-26-2014 13:23 by
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Yoga pants should be regulated. Excuse me ma'am, license and registration please
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06-26-2014 13:38 by
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