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   messageicon I've given my couch the best years of my life
←Rate | 06-17-2014 08:56 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not a mental breakdown if the police wasn't called.
←Rate | 06-17-2014 08:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wait. The US has a soccer team?
←Rate | 06-17-2014 14:21 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doing stuff is the root of all evil.
←Rate | 06-17-2014 14:22 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Her: How's your drink? Me: It's ok. I can't taste the alcohol though Her:That's cause we're at the gym and its a protein shake
←Rate | 06-19-2014 01:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My best friend's marriage is such an inspiration. As a reminder that there are worse things than dying alone.
←Rate | 06-19-2014 01:24 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't mean to brag, but I'm the funniest person at this funeral.
←Rate | 06-19-2014 01:37 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon How much for the masturbation cocoon? Sir that's a sleeping bag.
←Rate | 06-19-2014 08:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon AGENT: OK so this role is abou- NICOLAS CAGE: I'll do it.
←Rate | 06-19-2014 13:08 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon What I lack in charm, I make up for in confused awkwardness
←Rate | 06-19-2014 13:40 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The reason why I have trust issues is because there are fat vegans.
←Rate | 06-19-2014 14:05 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'I'm wearing yoga pants', is the new 'I'm not wearing any panties'
←Rate | 06-19-2014 14:07 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any room can be a panic room if she tells you "we need to talk"
←Rate | 06-19-2014 22:58 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today sucked so much it featured a guest verse from Pitbull
←Rate | 06-20-2014 00:40 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon ME: "Waiter, I'd like to send this back" WAITER: "Sir, I believe that's your wife."
←Rate | 06-20-2014 00:53 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon A car full of sluts is called a fish tank
←Rate | 06-20-2014 01:08 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm at my sexiest when I unhinge my jaw to eat a burger
←Rate | 06-21-2014 12:16 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You just know Quentin Tarantino has killed at least one hooker.
←Rate | 06-21-2014 13:53 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You think you're important.....and I think you should stop thinking
←Rate | 06-22-2014 12:15 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your life sounds very interesting. Tell me more about your dog.
←Rate | 06-22-2014 12:27 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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