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I've given my couch the best years of my life
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06-17-2014 08:56 by
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It's not a mental breakdown if the police wasn't called.
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06-17-2014 08:57 by
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Wait. The US has a soccer team?
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06-17-2014 14:21 by
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Doing stuff is the root of all evil.
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06-17-2014 14:22 by
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Her: How's your drink? Me: It's ok. I can't taste the alcohol though Her:That's cause we're at the gym and its a protein shake
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06-19-2014 01:04 by
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My best friend's marriage is such an inspiration. As a reminder that there are worse things than dying alone.
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06-19-2014 01:24 by
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I don't mean to brag, but I'm the funniest person at this funeral.
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06-19-2014 01:37 by
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How much for the masturbation cocoon? Sir that's a sleeping bag.
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06-19-2014 08:04 by
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AGENT: OK so this role is abou- NICOLAS CAGE: I'll do it.
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06-19-2014 13:08 by
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What I lack in charm, I make up for in confused awkwardness
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06-19-2014 13:40 by
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The reason why I have trust issues is because there are fat vegans.
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06-19-2014 14:05 by
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'I'm wearing yoga pants', is the new 'I'm not wearing any panties'
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06-19-2014 14:07 by
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Any room can be a panic room if she tells you "we need to talk"
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06-19-2014 22:58 by
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Today sucked so much it featured a guest verse from Pitbull
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06-20-2014 00:40 by
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ME: "Waiter, I'd like to send this back" WAITER: "Sir, I believe that's your wife."
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06-20-2014 00:53 by
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A car full of sluts is called a fish tank
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06-20-2014 01:08 by
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I'm at my sexiest when I unhinge my jaw to eat a burger
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06-21-2014 12:16 by
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You just know Quentin Tarantino has killed at least one hooker.
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06-21-2014 13:53 by
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You think you're important.....and I think you should stop thinking
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06-22-2014 12:15 by
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Your life sounds very interesting. Tell me more about your dog.
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06-22-2014 12:27 by
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