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No YouP0rn... I do not want to play poker, I'm at work for crying out loud.
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06-09-2014 14:26 by Baddie
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I dated a magician once; she put her hand on my leg and I turned into a motel.....
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06-09-2014 14:27 by Baddie
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Listen, you're a great girl. I'm sure you'll find the right filter for your selfies someday.
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06-11-2014 00:32 by Baddie
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Sex so good you forget to take a selfie.
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06-11-2014 08:23 by Baddie
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When fat people spoon, is it called ladling?
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06-12-2014 03:18 by Baddie
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She deleted and blocked me so I guess you can say we're taking it slow now.
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06-12-2014 09:19 by Baddie
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"Fill 'er up, please", I say as I pull my van up to the cat shelter.
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06-12-2014 09:26 by Baddie
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Here's a list of helpful tips for meeting a great girl: 1. Don't be me.
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06-12-2014 09:32 by Baddie
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I party until the vodka tells me she loves me.
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06-12-2014 14:17 by Baddie
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Sometimes you can get noticed by using wit and charm. Other times, stare in their window. Staring in their window always gets you noticed.
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06-12-2014 14:38 by Baddie
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BOSS: In my office, now! ME: *to myself* dont be about Facebook dont be about Facebook BOSS: We've had a sexual harassment complaint ME: Oh thank God!
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06-13-2014 00:48 by Baddie
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I've worked really hard in my life to not have to hang out with vegans
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06-13-2014 00:51 by Baddie
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Have you tried wrapping your feelings in a tortilla?
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06-13-2014 01:09 by Baddie
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Not now, I'm busy bringing shame to my family on the internet.
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06-13-2014 01:19 by Baddie
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A speed bump but made out of my ex.
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06-13-2014 01:40 by Baddie
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Men that wear Crocs have seen every episode of 'Keeping up with the Kardashians'
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06-15-2014 10:46 by Baddie
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Being all talk and no action sounds relaxing.
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06-16-2014 13:44 by Baddie
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Try as you might, ladies, giraffes will always have the deep throat category on lock.
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06-16-2014 13:47 by Baddie
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Ladies if you want me, I'll be in the Friend zone driving under the speed limit as usual.
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06-16-2014 13:48 by Baddie
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I like people... From a distance.
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06-16-2014 13:53 by Baddie
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