Funny Status Messages

   Lamemerica does suck. And we're not going anywhere. This is storage for us. Go f*ck yourself and your dying country 💀

   We took your boring ice hockey and made it profitable. We own you.

   Yes. You're not going anywhere. Like always. Except for the handful of talented Canadians who all move here.

   Many talented foreigners move to the US because there's far less competition there. Now you know 😆

   We own you.

   Canada gets all our tv shows and movies. From them we get Corner Gas. Mic drop. I win.

   lol at the cuck who thinks we're Can*dian.

   Wanted - foreigner to properly f*ck my wife.

   That wasn't a microphone that you dropped. That was a d*ck. Pick it up and keep sucking. Gotta earn that $5. Don't make your daughter do all the work 🤣

   SNL, Kimmel, Fallon, The Daily Show, Meyers, Colbert, Maher.... these are actually great television shows. Isn't it funny? That every late night talkshow or variety show, just makes fun of him and his minions? SO good 🤭 Not one is on his side.

   Filled up my car last week $110 but drove off without paying. I was up in court today and got fined $75. Follow me for more tips.

   SNL, Kimmel, Fallon, The Daily Show, Meyers, Colbert... Each has an audience share of .12 to .15. That's a joke. Maher has a bigger audience, but he's actually a moderate, you misinformed dolt.

   I know you're Canadian, daddyf**ker.

   Если ты до сих пор не понял, что мы русские и гордимся этим, то ты реально тупой 🇷🇺

   нам плевать на Канаду, ебать Канаду

   Psssssst Сейчас мы потратим несколько минут, чтобы узнать, кто вы и где вы живете, и поиграем с вами.

   What game do you wanna play... 'B@lls on Chin?'

   Oh, look. Some little man discovered a translate app.

   What game do you wanna play... 'B@lls on Chin?' The only words spoken by the pedoprez in 3 months to his son Barron 😂

   Россия... Канада... оба коммунисты.