Funny Status Message #210203
X is That wasn't a microphone that you dropped. That was a d*ck. Pick it up and keep sucking. Gotta earn that $5. Don't make your daughter do all the work 🤣

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- # 210202 That wasn't a microphone that you dropped. That was a dick. Pick it up and keep sucking. Gotta earn that $5. Don't make your daughter do all the work 🤣
- # 21025 I felt sorry the hypnotist I saw last night He hypnotised seven men then dropped the microphone on his foot & yelled "F*ck me!".. What happened next will haunt me forever!
- # 68529 I felt sorry for a hypnotist I saw on TV last night... He hypnotized 7 guys, then he tripped over the microphone cord and yelled, "Screw This Microphone!".... What happened next will haunt me forever...
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