Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Hey, m€ga sheep.... Check your 401s today? Bwahahahahaha!

   Wait. Tampon Tim is a man? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

   Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?

   Imbeciles on the left have zero idea that this drop is necessary to lower inflation. It's short term.

   So where's our in-house lef+ie been? Ah... in bed with his mommy after she made him some Hot Pockets.

   Q. Know what? A. That's what! That's funny, right?

   Knock knock. Who's there? Ah. Ah who? Ah who, werewolves of London.

   Can't wait to be schooled today by our indoctrinated, 3rd world, Cro-Magnon expert.

   Omg r*t*rdlicans think the D*GE cuts are lowering their taxes! lmfaoooo

   We enjoy mocking you. A bunch of lemmings running headlong towards the cliff. The product of yiur idiot leaders dismantling education by creating a generation of complete and utter imbeciles.

   Can't wait to school you brainwashed, 3" d*ck, subjugated sheepies again today.

   Just in case V_*nce didn’t get the memo - Greenland not for sale. So you can crawl the f*ck home with that creepy wife thing of yours.

   We really are loving these stories of people who voted for him, who lost their jobs. And they go on the news, and they cry about it and they worry about their families. This, has been our favourite thing to watch. It personally gives me a raging hard-on.

   Oops! Mommy's little darling is up and at it. By up and at it, I mean doing daddy in the shower.

   When a person gets m*lested by their father in the shower, and in their later years, projects on someone else online to try and rid themselves of the secret guilt and yes -lust- they still feel 😂

   We enjoy mocking you. A bunch of lemmings running headlong towards the cliff. The product of your idiot leaders dismantling education by creating a generation of complete and utter imbeciles.

   SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER SEE ICE ROUNDING UP THE CEO'S WHO ILLEGALY EXPLOITED UNDOCUMENTED WORKERS

   Tr*mps faith advisor says if you give her $1,000 you'll get 'supernatural blessings'. You people actually support and believe this sh*t. You like getting conned. And this? Is why we make fun of you.

   Last night I had a horrifying dream that Disco was actually making a comeback. At first I was afraid, I was petrified. PS - tr*mp is a dumbc*nt

   Pete Hegseth's "five things I did this week" email is gonna be hilarious lol