Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Wall Street closed at 41,488.19 +674.62 on Friday. Keep clutching those pearls, ohh

   The only reason there was a tiny bump on Wall Street on Friday was because U.S. investors were desperately looking for bargains at the end of a horrific week. Please don't post about Wall Street unless you know what you're actually talking about.

   If the US held a femininity contest between Trump and Vance, they'd both lose based on make-up application alone.

   Just here for the lefticle meltdowns... and it is glorious!

   We were told for the past two years that the economy was fine. Then within a month of Trump being elected "suddenly" everything is pfft. Yeah, pretty sure we were lied to.

   Trumps diaper could easily be seen through his pants today on the golf course. HILARIOUS!!!!

   Rest assured, when we make fun of him and you? It's not because we're having a meltdown. We don't live in your country. It's because we're laughing at you. And it's funny to watch your reactions here. We're happy he won. It's great comedy. SO funny!

   Us Germans are pleading for you Amercians not to fall for Trumps and Elons tricks because we've seen it before and people are still saying we're overreacting. It's a shame. But good luck, because you will all need it.

   The economy wasn't fine. But it was doing much better. It was seeing fantastic growth. And now that's finished with. You just watch how bad it gets to the next six months.

   While Dems are trying to figure out which bathroom to use Musk just rescued people in outer space.

   ...and the meltdown coninues!

   Last year, every other message here was attacking Biden and praising Trump. Now, almost every single one of those people are gone. Because they finally realize what a loser Donald is lol.

   Men with flaccid equipment are really turned on by Elon Musk. They sit in their basement and fantasize about him. He is the cucks hero.

   There's an individual here that believes that us making fun of cheeto von clownstick every day, is a meltdown. Call it whatever you want to, to make yourself feel better buddy. But it's going to continue. Every single day. Cry harder.

   Every single time he miss steps, says something stupid, does something stupid, acts ridiculous or embarrasses himself? We're going to trash him here. Him and his ghoulish wife and creepy as F kids.

   Tens of thousands of Veterans and Government workers who are out of a well earned pension as they find themselves forced out of a job. But he's a hero because he's assisting in a quick rocket trip to the space station? Keep sucking Elons c*** and balls.

   Did the phrase "Yolo" disappear, or did everyone who said it die?

   And the destruction of your country continues as we're watching from the sidelines. - Mr Burns voice - "Excellent".

   The meat at Taco Bell has been dyed green for St. Patrick's Day. So not only are they being festive, but they're also paying tribute to Melania's vag bwahahaha

   Elon musk is not the richest man in the world. His boss is. Who's his boss? Vladimir Putin