Funny Status Messages

   If you need music at the beach, you're completely missing the point.

   DOGE cancelled a $600k grant to Southern you and A&M college. It was going towards researching menstrual cycles of transgender men. SMH it’s like an SNL skit at this point.

   I think it is funny that Donald Trump will occupy the mind of this guy talking crap on him for four years. I think it is Joe Bidens grandson or could be Obama......

   At the grocery store, I saw a piece of paper lying on the floor with the following written on it: Pasta-Tomatoes-Mozzarella-Ricotta-Red Lipstick and Lube. Which means my soul mate is out there somewhere.

   Press 2 for English. "2"... AT&T Rep: "Dank you fur coling AD&D."

   Auto pen: your 2028 Dem candidate.

   n't it funny how red, white, and blue represent freedom until they're flashing behind you.

   We're doing it because it annoys you 🙂

   Would you like a tissue? Do you need a hug? Cry some more snowflake LOL I think it is funny that my posts will occupy the mind of this guy every day

   The stock market has LOST 5 trillion dollars in 3 weeks... Donald Trump is the ozempic of the economy." LOL Bill Maher

   AIRLINE...FAILED CASINOS... FAILED MARRIAGES... FAILED MORTGAGE... FAILED UNIVERSITY... FAILED VODKA... FAILED CHINA CONNECTION.... FAILED FOUR BANKRUPTCIES... Yeah, what a great business man lol

   As historic storms sweep across Red States and leave more than 30 dead, rest assured he's too busy golfing to give a s***.

   My friend is an anesthesiologist at a VA hospital. They are 4 anesthesiologists short of being full-staffed. And, thanks to him, they are under a hiring freeze. So, when your favorite veteran's quadruple bypass surgery gets canceled... oh well. Thank him.

   The NY Times estimate of how many would die from USAID cuts *this year* is staggering. Two million from AIDS relief cuts, half a million from vaccine cuts from food aid cuts each, 600,000 from of malaria and tuberculosis cuts.... are we having fun yet?

   Anti-VAX moms are just women who regret not aborting their kids.

   Where's the "cheaper groceries and gas" people who trolled lefties online for years about fixing the economy? Where are all the “know it all” neckbeard dads and blond haired moms who voted for him? These losers seemed to have allllllllll disappeared..

   I be fancyin’ a wee bit O’ Fine Irish Ass...,, I mean..,,, Lass.

   This dog has spent the past ten minutes trying to bury his doggy biscuit in a blanket. I get it, lil buddy. I'm trying to bury my milkbone too.

   Of the last four Presidents, guess which two were never on Epstein's jet?

   If the UK held a femininity contest between Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen Degeneres, they'd both lose.